Good Morning/Evening Fellow Humpsters,
First Hump day of the year and "Mist again"ere..
Her Ladyship off today so no doubt a "Running round" sorta day instore for Philip
,,,,Curry night tonite and I'm determined to create something that will "BLOW" the cobwebs away!
(Morning George)
Have a Good un' Folks,
Cheers
Two gay men were visiting the zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection. Unable to contain himself the first gay reaches inside the cage to touch the huge member,,. As soon as his arm goes into the cage the gorilla grabs him, takes him into the cage, slams him on the floor and rogers him senseless.
A few days later in hospital the first gay's boyfriend visits him and said, "Does it hurt?" "Hurt? Hurt?" cries the princess , "Of course it hurts. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written........!"
Morning Phil,& a great joke to start off with......Problem with my laptop as rechargable battery isn't.......so using a 'notebook' for now,until new battery arrives.....more expense.!!?....Weather mildish,but rain forecast....Curry?...whiff of that & i be up the motorway to join yer!...Here's a joke..!!
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Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.
Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back
into the world.
Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum! I have someone for you to
meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her
to join him for a weekend away.
Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was
in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still in mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same- she stood there wearing the black
panties, and he was in his birthday suit-
but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."..!!!!!!
Sounds like someone had a brush with the Hartlepool Monkey, Phil. Love' em and Leave 'em is his motto.
ReplyDeleteMornin' All, Mornin' John...your joke about black condoms got me thinking.....black?....rubber?....and eventually I got to:
NEVER get me 'thinking' too early in the day. It can be very confusing - for all, LOL
Morning John,,,,George love the way you manipulated the "Black" to Black rubber???LMAO...Gonna be another Latex Hump day Huh?
ReplyDeleteHmmm where's Duckie today?..
Morning All. Great jokes 'du jour' Guys....I see this year will 'carry on' where the last one ended......Nice one ! 3 days off now, and about to 'de-frock' the house & numerous trees. Can't say I am exactly jumping for joy at the prospect....However, God is good, and sent me lovely sunshine today to brighten a lil' Duckie up. Still got sniffles, but on the mend. George, please don't get up so early, my brain cannot keep up with you!
ReplyDeleteBig Guy, how you doing?
John, batteries suck....... !
Later
xx
My cousin in Oz sent the joke....She is so raunchy,& more explicit the joke the better...Great friend as well...George....could you e.mail me the 'fart in the wet suit',& i email it on to Val at work....she love it...lol
ReplyDeleteJohn, if you 'right' click on ANY PICTURE in these threads, it slould give you an option [amongst others] to 'Save image as' and you can save a copy into your permanent downloads file on your PC. Then you can attach to email from there. Save a lot of hassle.
ReplyDeleteHope your cousin is nowhere near Queensland ?
XX
PS...Awww, ya missing Lil' Duckie Big Guy !!?? xx
You got it John.
ReplyDeleteHey Elise, I hope Phil didn't read your comment 'Batteries suck'......He'll be throwing away his favourite Christmas present (the male pleasure toy) and just keeping the batteries. ROFL
....I believe the 9v gives a better kick......
ReplyDeleteAh..the voice of experience....... PMSL
ReplyDeleteyou better belive it George....... xx
ReplyDeleteThanks Elise...Just being lazy....Thanks George...
ReplyDeleteNah she lives near Janet in NSW,but have a cousin also in Brisbane,but he is a bit refined,so bit at odds there....He did tell my other cousin that 'ground was less dry than usuall'.!!!!!!..'having a laugh int he'...!!!
Whats with all these batteriy thingys..?
....ask George...he started it..... x
ReplyDeleteI have an industrial set of 10 12Volt batteries set up in series that keeps me "Buzzing"nicely thank you!! PMSL
ReplyDeleteAha !! x
ReplyDeleteBut he didn't tell you all he's been 'Black Balled' ever since!
ReplyDeleteI shudder at the thought George..... xx
ReplyDeleteBTW George....why doesn't this site have a 'back to top' icon? This scrolling crap is doing my head in.......
ReplyDeletePull down the side-bar Elise..it's easier than fingering your mouse's scrotum button.
ReplyDeleteOoooops, I think I meant scrolling (yeah...right!) : )~
but that is still technically scrolling Dude.......my right hand is getting stiff from all of this.......
ReplyDeleteStory of my life!! PMSL
ReplyDeleteLMAO Big Guy....... xx
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