Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,,
a quick Hi amd bye as I'm heading off for bloods before seeing head Onco tomorrow to find out if this chemo "Juicing"is doing the job.
Anyone heard from Mike since his Birthday yesterday or is he still enjoying Kath's present??
Hope you had a good weekend and are set for a cracking week!
Cheers
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr Smith advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully for several months! To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs! 
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.' A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?' 'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock...."
Good luck Big Guy ! Hope results good for you. Lots of luck heading your way from The Emerald Isle dude ! :-) XX
ReplyDeleteGood luck from us too, Phil.
ReplyDeleteHope you're in and out of that hospital in 60 seconds, with a big grin on your face. That should be a routine event for you, huh?
Likewise Phil,& loved the joke.!!
ReplyDeleteGood luck Phil.
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Kath surprise present was not the one I was expecting!!!
Instead, she has tickets to see one of my favourites 'SADE' at the NEC, Birmingham in a few weeks time.
(Sade has the same birthday as me)!
Life's not that bad after all.
Mke? Are you now admitting, finally...YOU'RE A SADIST ?????
ReplyDeleteWe knew all along! : )~
Cheers Guys and Gals,,I'll keep ya posted tomorrow,
ReplyDeleteNice to hear Kath can still surprise ya Mike with a touch of SADE ism,,,enjoy!