Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Mid week Hump..

Good Morning/Evening mid week Humpsters....So far so good with no Internet "Discomknackeration"that had me pulling my hair out yesterday,

Nice to hear Elise has bagged herself a room at the MOS for June,,,and don't worry Elise dress up is not compulsory, although one of our Bollockeers in September came dressed as "Dr Ben Dover"(see pic album),,,,and of course George always carries his "Rubber"accoutrements should the opportunity "arise"

Happy Hump day Foks

Cheers

It's how you tell them...

 The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy seed flying through the air. 'Hold on a minute!', said the Pope, 'You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!'

'This is my big lottery win,' said the photographer, 'I'll be financially secure for life with these photos!' So the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer. After much negotiation they eventually settled on a figure of 2,000,000 Euros. The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera. Along the vast Vatican hallways he bumped into his personal housekeeper.

 Being a bit of a photography buff she noticed the camera and said, 'That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?' Not being one to lie, the Pope replied,'... two million Euros...' 'TWO MILLION EUROS!' replied the housekeeper.. "Cripes, they must have seen you coming."

 

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21 comments:

  1. Elise Cotter12 January 2011 at 01:35

    Morning Big Guy. How you doing this dull, miserable, wet day ? Liking the above pic.....not certain I should come dressed in THAT costume......For one, I don't think Johns BP would take the punishment ! It would also probably kill off George for good ! PMSL !

    Still working on the travel arrangements...Cork Airport don't exactly fly anywhere normal, so could well be Brum the nearest choice. Any suggestions Guys, gratefully received !

    Good joke BTW Big Guy....probably very true to life over here after all the 'de-frocking' in latter years that has, and is, still going on.

    Anyone heard from George yet ? Or is it way too early for Mr Hardy to venture out from his duvet yet !?
    Later
    xx

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  2. Phil Thompson12 January 2011 at 01:42

    Morning Elise,,:)) If you wear the above outfit to the "Do"I'm sure you will have no shortage of lift offers!! LOL

    MIke is in the Brum neck of the woods,?

    Re George,,I would think he is still duvet wrestling and will "Pop up or in"later!!

    Cheers xx

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  3. Elise Cotter12 January 2011 at 01:45

    Hiya Big Guy. Reckon I could get train to leicester-ish area from Brum - then figure it out from there. No flights booked yet, as have to do a bit of digging yet. However, I DID bag the last room at MOS [posh one] so am sorted !
    xx

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  4. George Hardy12 January 2011 at 01:48

    Mornin' Folks.

    Phil? That joke? 2 million euros? Noooooooooooo. That was PRICELESS! Brilliant gag to start the day!

    Elise dear, I was NOT sleeping. I was googling for some suitable Elise, Phil & Mike naughty pics. No much success so far, particularly with yours - in fact the nearest I got to anything erotic or exotic was this - but I must admit I LOVE IT


    THE LOTUS ELISE




    And by the way, on June 25th, short skirts like this one are compulsory for all - except the men!

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  5. George Hardy12 January 2011 at 01:49

    And...another 'by the way'..... Allister is flying into Birningham airport on Sat 25th June.
    Send him an email, Elise....he's the master of travel logistics.

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  6. Phil Thompson12 January 2011 at 01:51

    Morning George,a nice red one for Elise ,,am liking it!!

    Elise I tried to get the "Four poster room" at MOS but they didn't have one since the refurb! :(,,so like you grabbed a "Prestige"room(The toilet paper is softer!!!)LOL xx

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  7. Elise Cotter12 January 2011 at 01:55

    George - Great car - can mine be YELLOW please? Used to see loads on M25 and made me very jealous....poncing poseurs....Will have a chat with Allister too, thanks for that. Nice to know that the loo roll is soft Big Guy.....be still my beating heart......
    xx

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  8. Mike Brooks12 January 2011 at 01:57

    Elise, I am picking Alister up at Birmingham Airport on Saturday 25th June. He is flying in from Belfast.
    Not sure yet what time he arrives but maybe we could all link up.
    What time would you arrive?

    It is then an easy 30 minute drive to The Mill.
    Mike

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  9. Elise Cotter12 January 2011 at 02:07

    Hiya Mike. That would be great. Looking at the early morning flight. I think arrives about 730am, as the later one far too late in the afternoon. Will send you PM with details, as hoping to get it all booked today. Thanks dude xx

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  10. Mike Brooks12 January 2011 at 02:29

    Elise, just checked on previous E-mails with Alister, he arrives at 10am
    Maybe Kath and I meet you and we have breakfast at B/Ham airport whilst waiting for Alister.
    What do you think?
    Mike

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  11. Elise Cotter12 January 2011 at 02:31

    Mike - I have no problems waiting at airport, don't want to impose on you both any more than necessary. Let me get booked today so I know definite times then I will let you know for certain. You are the kindest dude ! Thanks very much xx

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  12. john sherwood12 January 2011 at 06:00

    Nice joke Phil......Remember being off internet for three days,due to a fault, & it was like being cut off from civilisation,& this was before i was active on PCC & B2PCa...!!
    I see some are up for one night stay...Think two nights needed to begin to remember names to faces for us 'new kids on the block'..

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  13. Elise Cotter12 January 2011 at 06:25

    Hey John, don't talk to me about having no internet access. Had to go 48 hours once....never again ! House never looked so clean ! Would have loved to do a 2 night stay in June, but was pushing it at one ! Don't think George would have ever spoke to me again if I didn't go this year again !!!!
    xx

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  14. Phil Thompson12 January 2011 at 07:10

    Yep recommend the "Two nighter" John,,although some of us on the Saturday pics look a bit worse for wear after the Friday night!! LOL

    We should be nicely warmed up by the time Elise arrives!

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  15. Elise Cotter12 January 2011 at 08:44

    ....don't drink ALL the Balvenie before I get there Big Guy.... ! xx

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  16. Phil Thompson12 January 2011 at 08:50

    Depend who's leading me astray Sweetie,!! (Oh no that's my job!) LOL

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  17. Elise Cotter12 January 2011 at 13:18

    ...I better bring 2 bottles then Big Guy !!! xx

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  18. Phil Thompson12 January 2011 at 13:52

    Awww swap ya,, xx

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  19. Phil Thompson12 January 2011 at 13:53

    Only joking LOL here ya go........................

    xx

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  20. Elise Cotter12 January 2011 at 14:07

    Awwww....Thanks Big Guy ! See ! Knew ya loved me...or are you just after my Balvenie !!! XXXXXXXX

    Bloody excellent car though

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  21. Phil Thompson12 January 2011 at 14:09

    Hmmm start with the Balvennie I think!! LMAO xxx

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