Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,,Grey start to the day here nothing new there but I got a BIG surprise when entering Bollocks this morning,,,Uncle George had already been!!!!!,,Logged in at 0813am!!!,,,now this has has me wondering what cataclysmic occurance has aroused him this early??
Elise??whatdya know?? ,,,
The earth did move for us in the early hours round here(aroused my pussy!!) ,just a result of us being close io the Pacific "Rim" I guess,,
Hope your day is "Tremourlless"and it's a Good un'!!
Cheers
Taxi Fare
One rainy spring night in Belfast, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley.
Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
'Where to?' he stammered.
'Falls Road,' answered the woman.
'OK,' he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, 'Just what the feck are you looking at?'
'Well lady ', replied the driver, 'I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare.'
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver, pointed between her legs and said, 'Does THIS answer your question?'
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, 'Have you not got anything smaller?
Evening All. Back safe from work, and no earth shuddering tremors here.......how's Yorkshire etc holding up Big Guy? Cannot make sense of the posts today....dumb Blonde moment here...... Is George looking for Asparagus then ? Or am I WAY OFF the mark??!! LMAO ! xx
I love that cartoon, Mike, but I hope he's only gonna pee on him! lol
Come to think of it, the guy offering the help is the spitting image of Paul Daniels (and he's from Teesside, like Phil...bet you didn't know that!)
Look like everyone has been busy away from the 'puter today.
I was up early (as was noticed!) to take the family's very own Private Benjamin (grandaughter Christina) to catch her train to London, and back into Army training.
Afterwards it was a run of the mill hospital appointment for me - and then a visit to my favourite nurses to give' em some blood, yet again.
Ya Bugger just piipped me! George! LOL,,,,,
ReplyDeleteGood Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,,Grey start to the day here nothing new there but I got a BIG surprise when entering Bollocks this morning,,,Uncle George had already been!!!!!,,Logged in at 0813am!!!,,,now this has has me wondering what cataclysmic occurance has aroused him this early??
Elise??whatdya know?? ,,,
The earth did move for us in the early hours round here(aroused my pussy!!) ,just a result of us being close io the Pacific "Rim" I guess,,
Hope your day is "Tremourlless"and it's a Good un'!!
Cheers
Taxi Fare
One rainy spring night in Belfast, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley.
Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
'Where to?' he stammered.
'Falls Road,' answered the woman.
'OK,' he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, 'Just what the feck are you looking at?'
'Well lady ', replied the driver, 'I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare.'
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver, pointed between her legs and said, 'Does THIS answer your question?'
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, 'Have you not got anything smaller?
Anything smaller? Was he looking at the Pacific Rim? ROFLMBO
ReplyDeleteHi George, don't worry, you're OK, it is TUESDAY.
ReplyDeleteCan't send you any items from your list but I am here always to help you out!
Evening All. Back safe from work, and no earth shuddering tremors here.......how's Yorkshire etc holding up Big Guy? Cannot make sense of the posts today....dumb Blonde moment here...... Is George looking for Asparagus then ? Or am I WAY OFF the mark??!! LMAO ! xx
ReplyDeleteI love that cartoon, Mike, but I hope he's only gonna pee on him! lol
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, the guy offering the help is the spitting image of Paul Daniels (and he's from Teesside, like Phil...bet you didn't know that!)
Look like everyone has been busy away from the 'puter today.
I was up early (as was noticed!) to take the family's very own Private Benjamin (grandaughter Christina) to catch her train to London, and back into Army training.
Afterwards it was a run of the mill hospital appointment for me - and then a visit to my favourite nurses to give' em some blood, yet again.
It's always a pleasure, I must admit, lol
Hiya George. Great photo ! xx
ReplyDeleteHey Elsie, that was NOT my photo on the 'Big Boy' packet....but I could give you some asparagus if you really really want it!!
ReplyDeleteFFS ! Now I really AM confused George ! BTW you talking to me or Mam ????
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Ps George...am loving 'OUR' pic on my site ! xx
ReplyDeleteELSIE? FFS! Sorry, Lil Duck...I was UP far too early on Tuesday. Smack me!
ReplyDeleteYou wish ! x
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