Happy Hump Day Dudes !
Great night last night, and I feel in great form this lovely sunny morning ! :-)
No sign yet of Rip Van Hardy or Big Guy......Heads a bit fragile dudes....!!!????
Day off from 'Rura Penthe' today.....WHAT will I do all day huh !?
Whatever you are up to, it's a downhill slide to the weekend from here on in !
Have a good one, and maybe John or Big Guy can provide your regular daily dose of hilarity ?!
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Great night last night, and I feel in great form this lovely sunny morning ! :-)
No sign yet of Rip Van Hardy or Big Guy......Heads a bit fragile dudes....!!!????
Day off from 'Rura Penthe' today.....WHAT will I do all day huh !?
Whatever you are up to, it's a downhill slide to the weekend from here on in !
Have a good one, and maybe John or Big Guy can provide your regular daily dose of hilarity ?!
Quack
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Morning Elise, :),Hi Hump day Bolockeers,,,Had to Google "Rura Penthe"to find out what it was,,nuff said "Penal colony"LMAO...
ReplyDeleteSeriously damaged my malt stock last night in honour of the Scottish poet,,unlike Elise who is only down to her last 15 bottles or so!! LOL...
Enjoy your Hump day whatever you're up too..
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Old pilot....... Ya think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!
An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a Lesbian!
Morning all.......Elise, been trekking across the Downs earlier 'dogging'..
ReplyDeleteI didn't post till late last night,but pleasantly surprised to find we have another bollockeer,& female..Wow that will add to the fun...Have a productive day everyone..
.Red Tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
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Ha Ha ! Morning Guys....You had to google Rura Penthe Big Guy....???? Guess you are not into anything Sci-Fy or STAR TREK then huh?! Nuff said ! John..trekkin' across the downs, blimey, god bless your energy ! Never been to the downs actually. Isn't it funny, all the places you take for granted when you live there? BTW...Any suggestions Big Guy for a Whisky I haven't yet tried? Have a think about it, I feel like adding a bit to the boys.... Any sign of the Boss yet ?? Have a good one dudes, lots of these to you all xxxxx
ReplyDeletePS - Dudes, be nice to Bev....don't frighten her off ! Or else ! xx :-)
Hi John,
ReplyDeleteI too tried flashing in my trench coat.
Barking mad Elise but you're lovely x
ReplyDeleteAwww...thanks Dan...you still on cloud 9 dude ?! xxxx
ReplyDeleteSure am, but it's hard to shout about it when there are so many others who I wish could be on this cloud. I am taking a very active part in our local support group now and hope I can help in some way.
ReplyDeleteNobody would EVER grudge you your result Dan - I think I speak for ALL THE GUYS when I say that we all wish you all the best for a very long life well into old age. Jump up and down, go crazy and enjoy it all. Its the kind of news we all love hearing, and cheers us up no end ! BTW no excuse not to study and pass all those exams now ! Lots of these xxxxx
ReplyDeletePS - can I email you about a photo editing suite I have and have no freaking clue how to work ! Ha Ha ! DB strikes again ! xx
I'm ok with photoshop and lightroom Elise, but chuck it over, I'll help if I can. And thanks xx
ReplyDeleteDan - SILKYPIX DEVELOPER STUDIO 3.1....ever come across that one? xx
ReplyDeleteB2PCa "admin"meeting......
ReplyDelete...I see George found it a bit of an early start....thats my 2nd pint of Balvenie BTW...Big Guy chugged my first one...hair of the dog...???? PMFSL ! XX
ReplyDeleteNever ever never!!! :-)
ReplyDelete....bu@@er...... ! x
ReplyDeleteBollocks AGM 2011
ReplyDeleteYou missed it Elise!!
Don't think so Boss.....
ReplyDeletewe were practising the new members welcome.....waited ages for you and Big Guy, but ya never showed up....... ! xx
Phil and I are resigning - just so that we can rejoin as new members.
ReplyDeleteCan we have 5 of those girls? PLEASE?
...each....? can you handle it George ... !! ?? :-) xx
ReplyDeleteEACH. yep. Too right.
ReplyDeleteNo probs. WE can handle any number, can't we Capn Phil? : )~
Given time George!!! LMAO
ReplyDelete.... PMSL..... !
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