Good Morning/Evening Ffffriday Peeps,,
seemed a long week ere somehow but at least we made it!
Stoppy in afternoon waiting for my "Boiler lady"to come and fix my equipment!!(Morning George),,shower keeps running cold making for some colourful Navy expletives !!

Lots of Folks with hossy appoints,PSA tests and just ongoing "Stuff",,,Good luck with EVERYTHING to everyone!!
Cheers
Hey I got a clean one!!!
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OLD TOM...
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.
Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.
Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man.
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.
'How's the new wife?', asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued,
'And how's the hired hand?'
Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'
Don't ever underestimate old Guys.
We guys here are gonna be exactly like that old bloke! (Take to the hills, girls).
ReplyDeleteBecoming an Octogenarian? Bring it on!
And I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to becoming a SEXAGENERIAN in March, Sounds like a lorra lorra FUN to me, LOL.
Mornin'All. Yeah, too many hospital visits for us all in this room.
BUT, as long as we get exactly what we want - then bring that on too!
Now, about this sodding FIREFOX problem that's going about.....(On version 3.6.13)
Look out for Firefox suddenly closing down more often than it evr has done.
One day a message will come up saying 'Plug In container has stopped functioning'
Next thing you know, your pc runs very very slowly.....and then it finally freezes whenever you're online.
If you get any signs of these....Uninstall Firefox as soon as possible and try to reinstall.
If the bug has spread than you may be unable to even uninstall the program.....so...Use internet Explorer and search for an older version of Firefox (3.6.12 ) and install that.
My problems were fixed by doing that, but of course, being the technical genius that I am (NOT) it took me the best part of EIGHT hours to figure that one out!
Thanks for the helpful advice George regarding Firefox.
ReplyDeleteGood time to remind everyone to keep your passwords safe.
I have invested in the latest security method, hope this helps.
Morning all.!...George,thanks mate.... I keep well away from 'Firefox'...Did have trouble accessing this site,where it would not accept my password but eventually entered (lovely word that !) ......Phil...You got a woman plumber?...Wow perhaps get her to run her hand over your ballcock..!! lol.
ReplyDeletejoke..!
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I'...!!!!
Morning all. George, thanks for that. Can't say that I have had any problems this side of the world,,,,,that might be famous last words though ! Dull day here, and heading for sub zero later this pm.
ReplyDeleteGood luck at the hospital today Guys....its a bit of a swear word for me at the moment ! Dad good when I spoke to him again last night. Fingers crossed....
Catch you all later, and good luck dudes
xx
Morning Elise,xx,,,Hey John,,my Lady Plumber was easy to find(After going through Yellow pages 7 times)and has proved a Godsend,,the "Service"she offers is more suited to my needs and and she handles frozen pipes a treat!!!
ReplyDeleteWe know which days Hilary is at work.......
ReplyDelete:((
ReplyDeleteIn your dreams Big Guy ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeletePHIL'S PLUMBER IS NO LADY
ReplyDeleteYou want proof?
I took this photo last time he told me he was 'having' the plumber all afternoon. I got there just as the van was pulling up:
PMSL....again xx
ReplyDeleteJealousy is such an unattractive trait George!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteHe can be soooooo bitchy!
ReplyDeleteLMAO
Not what you were sayiing to me last night George,, I
ReplyDeleteI am hurt!! PMSL
....oh god........
ReplyDeleteI have said this MANY times.
ReplyDeletePhil? You have some very nasty habits!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
ROFLMBO
BUT CONGRATULATIONS ON A GOOOOOOOOOOD PSA RESULT!
Way to go you old tart!