Morning George and all other Fffffriday Peeps,,,,Is that the result of your brain scan??? LOL
Good luck Matey!!!
Off to Northallerton hossy to take Her Ladyship for a foot Xray (No not my foot Elise!!),,just a check up...Nice day for a ride!! :))
Happy Friday all have a good un'
Cheers!!
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.** The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search'. Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'
'I like it!' said his seat mate.
The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to crap all over the place.
The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on ?'
The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'
Morning all. George - nothing new there then ! Best of luck, and let us know how you got on dude XX. Big Guy...hope that don't happen to me in June ! Freezing fog here, heavy frost, and roads like glass....oh yeah, back to this horrid stuff again ! xx
Likewise George....Best wishes,hope all goes well... Phil,just been dogging up at Beachy Head & looked out to sea,on a clear calm day..made out the big ships at distance going from east to west along the Channel..so peaceful. Hi Elise.x
Here's a male (ish) joke..!!!!!!!!!
A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Husband.."Hey,you don't need surgery to do that..I know how to do it without surgery". Wife.."How"?, Husband.."Just rub toilet paper between them".. Startled,the wife asks,"How does that make them bigger?" Husband.."I don't know,but its worked on your arse.!!!"
Hi Elise &Phil, On blended (xmas) whiskey tonite.......I know its a travesty,but if you drink the first few doubles quickly,you soon succumb......'.OH' until the morning..!!
Just staggering over to play my fav discs....80's music with 'Shalimar' coming up trumps...... Elise, i have never adulterated..!!!!!!!!!!?..o.k. yes a malt..!
I see it was a typical day at the office for you lot.
Mike had sex on the brain, Phil was chilling with a blonde (blend??? that was code so Hilary wouldn't suspect anything),
Elise was banging head on a table ( I am in sooo much trouble for that!).
John was committing adulteration after a chick said 'bottoms up'.
Cunning Colin 'Cooky' Cook from Cockermouth was cockle picking.
Sheena up in Scotland was still planning dire revenge on me, while Janet in Oz was soaking up the rays and thinking of how much she misses soaking Yorkshire (NOT!)
And I'll be blowed if I know what the rest of you were up to. : )~ As I said, a typical day. Love it!!
Morning George and all other Fffffriday Peeps,,,,Is that the result of your brain scan??? LOL
ReplyDeleteGood luck Matey!!!
Off to Northallerton hossy to take Her Ladyship for a foot Xray (No not my foot Elise!!),,just a check up...Nice day for a ride!! :))
Happy Friday all have a good un'
Cheers!!
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.** The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search'. Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'
'I like it!' said his seat mate.
The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to crap all over the place.
The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on ?'
The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'
Morning all. George - nothing new there then ! Best of luck, and let us know how you got on dude XX. Big Guy...hope that don't happen to me in June ! Freezing fog here, heavy frost, and roads like glass....oh yeah, back to this horrid stuff again !
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Likewise George....Best wishes,hope all goes well...
ReplyDeletePhil,just been dogging up at Beachy Head & looked out to sea,on a clear calm day..made out the big ships at distance going from east to west along the Channel..so peaceful.
Hi Elise.x
Here's a male (ish) joke..!!!!!!!!!
A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Husband.."Hey,you don't need surgery to do that..I know how to do it without surgery".
Wife.."How"?,
Husband.."Just rub toilet paper between them"..
Startled,the wife asks,"How does that make them bigger?"
Husband.."I don't know,but its worked on your arse.!!!"
Good luck George, hope everything goes OK.
ReplyDeleteHere is a more accurate view of the inside of a mans brain
has everyone emigrated???
ReplyDeleteI Iz lurking,,busy day,,Chilling with a Blend before a coupla Balveniies,,xx
ReplyDeletea ha !!
ReplyDeleteSo you like Icelandic groups Elise???
ReplyDelete....banging my head on the table Big Guy......
ReplyDeleteHilary has NO idea how to pour a malt,, (And they are always Waaaay to large always),,I am so lucky!! LOL
ReplyDeleteHappy days Big Guy ! x
ReplyDeleteHi Elise &Phil,
ReplyDeleteOn blended (xmas) whiskey tonite.......I know its a travesty,but if you drink the first few doubles quickly,you soon succumb......'.OH' until the morning..!!
bottoms up there John ... I'm sipping a very large Balvenie, because I can.... ! xx
ReplyDeletePS - I take it that you don't adulterate a good Malt ???
Just staggering over to play my fav discs....80's music with 'Shalimar' coming up trumps......
ReplyDeleteElise, i have never adulterated..!!!!!!!!!!?..o.k. yes a malt..!
I see it was a typical day at the office for you lot.
ReplyDeleteMike had sex on the brain, Phil was chilling with a blonde (blend??? that was code so Hilary wouldn't suspect anything),
Elise was banging head on a table ( I am in sooo much trouble for that!).
John was committing adulteration after a chick said 'bottoms up'.
Cunning Colin 'Cooky' Cook from Cockermouth was cockle picking.
Sheena up in Scotland was still planning dire revenge on me, while Janet in Oz was soaking up the rays and thinking of how much she misses soaking Yorkshire (NOT!)
And I'll be blowed if I know what the rest of you were up to. : )~
As I said, a typical day. Love it!!
Hiya George ! Yep, you are ! xxx
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