Thursday, 27 January 2011

Friday Frolicks !



Happy Frolicking Friday People !! The Weekend is on the way !

Morning all ! Meant to have been like Siberia here last night, so I made certain I was nice and snug........


However, no white stuff when I woke up !


 **A HUGE GOOD LUCK TO JOHN TODAY !**

Hope the results are great Dude, everything crossed here for ya !


Hope also that Phil's Pussy left him alone last night....2 nights running of 'Pussy Interruptus' can be tiring...... !

Day off for me, so all sorts of things to do. Note to self... 'Win Euromillions, give up work, buy Yellow Lamborghini, have a life of leisure....' Now, to me, that isn't too much to ask is it?!

Have a Grrrreat one People !
Quack
xx



And now a little tribute to our late friend Paul, posted by him last May on PCC....still thinking of you dude xx



A little girl was attending a Church service with her Mother when she started to complain that she was feeling unwell.
"I think I need to throw up" said the girl.
"Well go outside" said her Mother "and use the bushes round the side of the main door"
The girl went off and was back within a few minutes.
"That was quick" said her Mother "did you throw up ok?"
"Yes", replied the little girl "and I didn't even need to go outside. I used the box just inside the door which had a sign saying 'For The Sick"....

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  1. Phil Thompson27 January 2011 at 23:14

    Morning Elise and Happy Friday Back at ya xx and to all other Bollockeers struggling to get their eyes open,,,,,,,,

    Early start for me on Taxi duties and my pussy thankfully remained unaroused all night! LOL

    Good luck John all hope goes well today

    Have a good one !!

    Cheers

    R U insured for sex??.............

    THE correct insurance companies for sex ........

    SEX with your wife -legal & general

    SEX with your future wife-Mutual Trust

    SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

    SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

    SEX on the telephone- Direct line

    SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

    SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

    SEX with your boyfriend -standard life

    SEX with a transvestite- confused . com

    SEX with some one different - go compare . com

    SEX with a fat bird - More Than

    SEX on the back seat - sheila's wheels

    SEX with an o.a.p- saga

    SEX with a posh bird - privilege .com

    SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union (Morning George)

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  2. Elise Cotter27 January 2011 at 23:15

    Ha Ha ! Morning Big Guy ! Glad to hear that Pussy behaved last night ! Am liking the last one ! [Morning George !] Have a good one xxxx

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  3. Phil Thompson27 January 2011 at 23:30

    It will be a while before George leaves his sheepskin"Comfort"duvet Elise,,



    George "Sheep grooming"

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  4. Elise Cotter27 January 2011 at 23:35

    Well, there you go...photographic proof now ! George is gonna love you Big Guy !! BTW...thought it was a 'Duck Down' duvet he had....??!! PMSL ! xx

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  5. Phil Thompson27 January 2011 at 23:42

    How do you know???LMAO xx

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  6. Elise Cotter27 January 2011 at 23:47

    I have my ways Big Guy...... :-) xx

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  7. Phil Thompson27 January 2011 at 23:52

    Here's a "People"clock for George

    Click anywhere in the clock and it becomes digital, another click and it returns to analog

    This is extremely clever and it does actually work, in BOTH formats!!!!

    And actually on correct time.


    http://lovedbdb.com/nudemenClock/index2.html

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  8. Elise Cotter27 January 2011 at 23:57

    Okay...I am impressed Big Guy. 2 questions though....

    1] Why did ya post it twice?
    2] Always knew George had a part time job !

    XXXXX's :-O

    ....ain't the 'edit' button a gift !? xx

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  9. Phil Thompson28 January 2011 at 00:09

    OK OK so my eyes aint focused yet!! PMSL

    And no doubt I will be seeing double again tonight!!! xx

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  10. john sherwood28 January 2011 at 00:20

    Thanks Elise & Phil,for your good wishes....Just off now to see nursey...Hope its the blond young thing,i had before!......I mean attended to me!........I mean gave it to me!...Oh dear ......You know what i mean lol....Great to read your Mums account of Ian's last hospital visit...Sense of humour as well eh.!
    Nicked this joke from Asbo..Mick..


    An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father.. She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?"


    UPDATE.....To say I'm gutted is an underestimate....Best one of three BP tests was 165/98....See GP Monday.....Well can say goodbye to the Skydive....me thinks..Bugger...I mean nursey was a Nora Batty look alike too (sorry Janet) ,,,,,,See they want some rowers for a Charity event in PCC Events forum for November.......ummmmmm.!!!!?

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  11. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 02:39

    Hi John...gutting dude....what's the story? Change of med time I hope ? Thinking of you xxxx

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  12. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 02:44

    Is anyone else having problems accessing this site this morning? Or is it just me? :-(

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  13. Phil Thompson28 January 2011 at 02:57

    Sorry to hear that John what meds were you on?

    Just you sweetie! xx

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  14. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 02:59

    ...Now I feel unique..... xx

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  15. Phil Thompson28 January 2011 at 03:03

    You always will be Sweetie xx (Creep creep LOL)

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  16. George Hardy28 January 2011 at 03:13

    Morning all,

    Great jokes, some very naughty double entendres from La Duck and a weird 'nude bloke' clock from Phil which has me VERY puzzled.

    Why is that any time the 'second' hand of the clock touches one of those 12 blokes, he immediately sits down and has a crap?
    Nerves or what?

    John, I'm sorry your BP isn't as good as you'd hoped, BUT it has saved you from that bloody parachute jump!
    (How did you wangle those results? Did you gulp down some viagra tablets before the test?)

    Rowing sounds a much better idea. Coxless pairs?

    Elise, I put a duck filter on the site and I guess it works!
    Everytime you attempt to click 'submit' on a Sheep/George posting..YA BLOCKED! lol

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  17. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 03:38

    Awww, thanks Big Guy ! XXXX George...not talking to you ANY MORE dude.......

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  18. john sherwood28 January 2011 at 03:58

    George,, its not over to the Fat lady sings.....Phil & Elise will send e.mail..soon as I've finished my 'pick up!....

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  19. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 04:05

    Interesting John...very Interesting ! xx

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  20. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 04:10

    ......and that's George's filter smashed to smithereens......

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  21. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 04:12

    BTW,,,, Dolly now has protection George....

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  22. George Hardy28 January 2011 at 04:15

    IS THIS WAR?

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  23. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 04:16

    would you like that George ?? ! xx

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  24. George Hardy28 January 2011 at 04:23

    I'd love to take you on, Lil' Duck....but since I'm gonna be out all day, I'll have to postpone the first volley.
    Gives you time to stockpile your munitions, huh? LOL

    God help me!

    LOL

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  25. Phil Thompson28 January 2011 at 08:02

    Just got in and I past George on the A19 on my way back,,,looks like he has "Pulled"again!

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  26. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 08:04

    OOOOoooo Big Guy ! You are SO BRAVE !!!! :-O xx

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  27. Phil Thompson28 January 2011 at 08:18

    Nah I am sooooo chilled today!!! LOL,,,xx

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  28. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 08:19

    You been at the Balvenie already Big Guy !? xx

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  29. Bevie Hodgson28 January 2011 at 12:10

    Good evening guys and girlies
    On the red tonight. Very excited as new bed arrives tomorrow... See you soon.. lol xx

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  30. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 12:14

    Now you have asked for it Bev !!!!

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  31. Bevie Hodgson28 January 2011 at 12:34

    Me, innocent me!!!!

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  32. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 12:35

    Phil hasn't checked in yet......it's about time though.....About to enjoy a small Balvenie tonight, just for a change. How's the wine? BTW anyone heard ANYTHING from George yet??????

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  33. Bevie Hodgson28 January 2011 at 12:37

    Very good thank you. Its just Ian and I as Tim is out on a fishing trip. Mad is all I can say! x

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  34. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 12:39

    fishing????? Tonight ????? That is one 'sport' that I cannot get my head round.....still, peaceful there huh !?

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  35. john sherwood28 January 2011 at 12:42

    Elise...did yer see me lurking?......Bev,hi & enjoy your red....Excuse us if we pour ourselves a malt...!!!
    Fishing!........is keen is Tim.!!!

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  36. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 12:42

    Bev, a little something for you and Ian..........

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  37. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 12:43

    Of course I did John ! But you are not as mad as Big Guy yet. He's a bit like a Rottweiler with one liners like that.... How you doing Dude? xx

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  38. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 12:43

    Glenfiddich John ?

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  39. Bevie Hodgson28 January 2011 at 12:45

    This is his first time. He is mad.
    Do you fancy a glass of red x

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  40. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 12:46

    Never really got into wine Bev....prefer the Malts, no ice, no water, no nothing, just Malt x

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  41. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 12:48

    So has ANYONE heard from George yet?? He went walk about this afternoon, and that was the last we all heard of him...beginning to think Big Guys photo is telling the truth after all ! [I'm in the 'chit' now :-)]

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  42. john sherwood28 January 2011 at 12:49

    Yer too quick Elise...& yes of course Glenny........Respond to e.mails asap...Feel outnumbered here,for the first time in three months on b2pca

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  43. Bevie Hodgson28 January 2011 at 12:50

    John, why are you feeling out numbered!! x

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  44. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 12:51

    Too quick !!! OMG, now I'll never hear the end of it John ! I did email you? You are in a most enviable position John....surrounded by Nurses......

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  45. Bevie Hodgson28 January 2011 at 12:52

    and we're good, very good!

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  46. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 12:56

    Bev......here's my 'Nurse sorting the Guys out' photo......I am very good....

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  47. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 12:56

    Bollix.....

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  48. john sherwood28 January 2011 at 12:58

    Bev,....I've complained its too male on this forum,& tonite its changed ....just me & two nurses...oh heaven...!!! lol xx

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  49. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 13:03

    now now John..... !

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  50. john sherwood28 January 2011 at 13:14

    Elise.....must shoot & have a shower,(not a cold one either)...so catchy up later maybe..xx

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  51. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 13:15

    Sleep well dude x

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  52. Bevie Hodgson28 January 2011 at 13:25

    Cats, sheep, nurses and cold showers. Interesting! xx

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  53. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 13:33

    Blimey.....connection got lost, and took forever to reconnect...that's Ireland for you ! Yes, a Motley Crew really, but you know Bev,,,,its all fun and laughter, and that has to be good eh?....BTW, don't forget Ducks....terribly important are ducks... x

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  54. Elise Cotter28 January 2011 at 13:34

    Still no sign of Big Guy......Maybe Hilary actually hit him with the Balvenie tonight....?! PMSL ! xx

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  55. Phil Thompson29 January 2011 at 01:24

    Awwww poor John outnumbered by nurses!!! (in my dreams).PMSL,,,

    I was surrounded last night and set upon by a large bottle of Cuban rum,,the rum won,,,,Back to Balvenie tonite...xx.

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