Good Morning/Evening Fffffriday Peeps,
,,very mild here for a change and almost decided to venture into the garden for a mega potter and tidy up today,
Put those silly thoughts aside however and decided to whip up a nosh for tonight instead
.....Chinese I think as I have a yen for an Oriental hotty!
Enjoy your Friday whatever you're up to,
Cheers
The Lone Ranger is ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ... "In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days." "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests" "What is your FIRST request ???'
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse. " The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse", "But I will still kill you in two days." "What is your SECOND request ???" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents," "But I will still kill you tomorrow." "What is your LAST request ???" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, ..... alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, Looks him square in the eye and says, Listen Very Carefully !!!!
FOR... THE... LAST... TIME...
I SAID ....
"BRING POSSE!!!"
Phil,
ReplyDeleteSo you have a yen for an Oriental hotty.
Maybe a trip to Dublin! I got an absolute bargain the last time I was there.
Mike
Good one Phil.....Morning all,& a typical January day...dark,dismal,& showery...Miss the currant bun up in the sky muchly..Oriental chick sounds inviting Mike...lol
ReplyDeletecheck this out...Click on link below..then click on 'click me to get trippy'..watch centre of screen for 30 secs (no cheating),then look at your hand...weird!..As on my own, 'looked at my pecker' even weirder....lmao
http://www.neave.com/strobe/
John, the pecker examiner, Phil the Oriental Chick hunter, Mike the exotic Chick Supplier, George, the Oriental Chick-eater who paid a damn site more than £3.99 for his last one. Whats' that Mike? a 5000% profit margin?...do you smuggle them into the UK in your containers full of shovels???
ReplyDeleteI think a certain Quacker based in Ireland should set uo a Duck Protection League. : )~
Evening all. You got a bargain there Mike. Ireland is notoriously overpriced.. ! Usually CENTRA do a lot of 33% off bargains....you missed out there ! george, am partial to a bit of Duck in a Plum sauce, or Orange sauce........xx
ReplyDeleteElise?
ReplyDeleteWe have clubbed together and bought this t-shirt for you.Very expensive - far more than Mike paid for his Oriental Chick in dublin!
We thought we'd best get the small size...do you think you could squeeze into this on June 25th and show off yet another few of your assets?
I am touched.....really.........However, I prefer the following. Visited it in Cumbria years ago, and got the T-Shirt.... :-) xx
ReplyDeleteYou're TOUCHED!
ReplyDeleteWHO?
WHERE?
WHEN???
DAMN!
If it was in Cumbria...... I bet it was that dastardly, Cunning Colin Cook from Cockermouth.
ReplyDelete(Try saying that with a bottle of Balvenie down your neck!)
Just wait till I see his missus, Lynne!!
....connivingly cunning Colin Cook from Cockermouth.......... That sounds better xx
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