Monday, 3 January 2011

Bright eyed and bushy tailed?

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,all set to meet the coming year bright eyed and bushy tailed?? (Yeah right!LOL)

I am adhering strictly to my NewYear Resoulution to make NO New Year Resolution very successfully so far, although I will be giving my liver a rest till we have a Chinese and a bottle of wine tonite as a token gesture!

Hope you all manage to scramble enough remaining brain cells to make it through the week and it turns out a good un'!

Cheers

Little Johnny
One day Mum was cleaning little Johnny's room.

In the closet she found an S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting to her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.

She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"

Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him."

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19 comments:

  1. Elise Cotter3 January 2011 at 01:30

    Morning Big Guy - Spell check not working....? I am still alive, and about to venture into work for a really hard, half day at work. Nice to hear that you are thinking of your health and giving your Liver a great rest of a few hours....rock on Dude !
    Later Dudes

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  2. john sherwood3 January 2011 at 01:50

    Morning all.!...Feel so for all the workers on here....Not that many me thinks.!!
    Doggin smorning,& footie afters,then steak & chips & malt.....sorry Mrs Plant !!!!!!!!!!!!!...All have a guddun whatever yer do...
    If a bit bored see my link to a putting game,i thought was quite addictive.....
    http://www.ibogleif.dk/spil/flashspil/minigolf/minigolf.swf

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  3. Phil Thompson3 January 2011 at 02:13

    Morning Elise xx,Morning John,,thanks for that distraction,,the 18th hole's a pig! LOL

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  4. George Hardy3 January 2011 at 02:50

    Mornin' All,

    Not bright eyed, but bushy tailed....and my resolution is to cut right back on all the exercise (apart from one favourite). : )~

    So, to start as I mean to go on, I'll save a lot of energy by copying and pasting some funnies from Bill over there in Thailand:


    I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn’t what they had in mind.


    Paddy says to Mick, “Christmas is on Friday this year”. Mick said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th then.




    Now, since Elise is at work, and all our other lovely ladies are hiding...it should be safe to post these, you reckon???

    After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing

    Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

    A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, “Never mind son, maybe next year you’ll get a speaking part.”

    After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That’s when he realised he had made it home safely.

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  5. Phil Thompson3 January 2011 at 03:03

    Ya got half a day to get em out your system George!! before "Le Duck"returns,,,

    After you Matey LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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  6. George Hardy3 January 2011 at 03:14

    Irma La Duck? Sounds good! LMAO

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  7. Phil Thompson3 January 2011 at 03:37

    We got a Genuine Lil Duckie mascot now!! LOL

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  8. George Hardy3 January 2011 at 03:44

    WOW! Nice find, Phil.

    You out 'duck hunting' today? PMSL

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  9. Phil Thompson3 January 2011 at 03:51

    I think I just bagged one!!LOL

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  10. George Hardy3 January 2011 at 04:34

    Bloody 'ell, I must put my specs on when I use this computer.

    I reeled back in shock when I thought I'd just read "I think I just shagged one!!"



    Incidentally, here is a SHAG (courtesy of the RSPB).




    RSPB? I wonder if that stands for Royal Society for the Protection of Bollocks?

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  11. Phil Thompson3 January 2011 at 05:26

    Reinforcements just in case we become endangered!!

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  12. George Hardy3 January 2011 at 05:32

    Yeah, best be prepared...it seems we are an endangered species. LMAO

    Hey Phil, I got Allister to pop over the border and take a look around Elise's house while she was at work.
    He sent me these photos of some of her Christmas pressies:








    IMPRESSIVE - OR WHAT? : )~

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  13. Phil Thompson3 January 2011 at 06:22

    Did he miss the "Balvennie overnight case"I bought her for Christmas??

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  14. Elise Cotter3 January 2011 at 08:13

    hey there Guys....enjoyed playing huh ? Big Guy - Your pressie was the best ! Very cool MASCOT PIC....well done finding that one Dude ! XX

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  15. Elise Cotter3 January 2011 at 12:40

    George.......George......You still alive & kicking?! heard there was an earthquake in 'Northern England'....You been playing with your Organ again !? xx

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  16. George Hardy3 January 2011 at 23:13

    Elise, Elise, Elise....I am so touched by your concern, but you needn't have worried.

    The local news reported the earthquake epicentre as being much close to Phil's house than mine.

    I fear he and Hilary have been testing out that new mattress they bought in the January sale! LMAO

    You see what another fine mess you got all those poor Yorkshire folks into, Phil. Tut Tut!

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  17. Elise Cotter4 January 2011 at 04:08

    PMSL.....Hilary has my utmost sympathy ! xx

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  18. George Hardy4 January 2011 at 08:40

    Mine too, Elise. It was only 9.15pm FFS!

    I wonder if they always go to bed that early? : )~

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  19. Elise Cotter4 January 2011 at 08:44

    Is that what Taxotere does for ya then....... !!!!!!???????

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