Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,
Plenty of of sun but cold AND frosty here first thing,(Watch out for those delicate little buds of yours George!
)
Suitably chastized after my Speed awareness course yesterday?(Yeah right
)..23 of us managed to survive to the end with only one walking out when a Senior traffic cop berated him for not taking it seriously! ,,He now gets his three points and the fine after paying £75 for the course "Nonrefundable!"(Tosser!! LOL)
Whatever you're up to have a Good un'!!
Cheers
A woman went with her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, prepare him a good, healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with any jobs about the house. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, give him a blow job several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?
"He said you’re going to die," she replied.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, prepare him a good, healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with any jobs about the house. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, give him a blow job several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?
"He said you’re going to die," she replied.
That sounds like my recent stress diagnosis.............and prognosis! LMAO
ReplyDeleteGlad you survived the chav party, Phil : )~