Good Morning/Evening Peeps,
Coo that weekend seemed to go quick,,,maybe I was just enjoying it too much!
Got my "Boy racers" naughty boy's course on Wednesday to look forward to,,It says in the blurb "Anyone arriving intoxicated will not be allowed to take the course",,,Bummer! LOL
Hope you all have a good Monday and are set for a great week,
Cheers
A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says, "I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99."
The guy obeys and says, "99."
The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, 99."
Again, the guy says, "99."
The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, 99."
The guy begins slowly 1,,,,2,,,3,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Now why couldn't I have had a nurse like that?
ReplyDeleteI remember my DRE well.....A pug ugly, baldy, bespectabled old git of a male nurse did the job. Argggghhhh!
But enough of that ~ I still have nightmares, lol.
Have a great Monday, folks...and Phil?....You got your baseball cap and shell suit ready?
Don't forget to take along a teenage, gum chewing, female Teesside charver to sit beside you on Thursday : )~
Here's a pic of some of your Thursday classmates:
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