Welcome back George..

Good Morning/Evening Friiiiiiiiday Peeps,and...

 WELCOME BACK GEORGE! from your Lakeland Odyssy...No sheep jokes today as you keep telling us your predeliction is now monkeys??,,,maybe you can have the best of both???....

You seem to have brought a spot of sunshine back with ya,although still on the cool side today,but Hey it's Friday!

Have a Good one Folks!!

Cheers

I think the Geordie and the Scots should be transposed in this funny due to the similarities of the Geordie to someone we all know??.......

A Geordie ventriloquist visiting Aberdeen walks

Into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Jock

Al'reet, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Geordie.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Jock: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me

Great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Jock: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Jock: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Jock: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,

Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me

From the Elements.'

Jock: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Jock: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a fu****g liar.......'