Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Grey Hump

Good Morning Fellow Humpsters,Grey start to the day here but warming up slowly..

New batch of "Gargle juice" successfully decanted yesterday with only the loss of one bottle, that judging by it's trajectory at take off is now somewhere in Kent!

Hilary off today so as yet my plans are fluid!,,but no doubt WILL involve the "S" word at some stage!

Enjoy your Hump day,

Cheers

Oldie but worth another outing..................

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The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

 

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  1. George Hardy19 May 2010 at 02:19

    As a good Catholic boy, I was appalled to read such a post!

    Ok, Ok, I wasn't. Last time I was a good Catholic I was about 11yrs old : )~

    Gooooooood Mooning folks : )

    No 'S' word for me today, (SHOPPING)...poor ole Phil. I hope Hilary drags you to every retail park on Teesside after your obvious glee at my own shopping torture of the past few days, lol.

    Whatever you're doing today, good peeps...be BAD! It's more fun : )~

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