Thursday relief...

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,sunny start here but rain moving in stopping my planned lawn mowing before it starts..(Hopefully)

Relief over in Cumbria today as the sheep are let loose once more to roam the the countryside after being cooped up for their own safety as "The wool gatherer" (George)heads back to Jarrow Sur Mer after his fleece appreciation jaunt!.

Postcard below received from George showing his new "Sheep appreciation"circle he has formed in Buttermere.............  

Hmmm wonder if he is bringing any souvenirs back(Nothing that a good old session of sheep dip won't cure I'm sure!)LOL

Have a "Good Un' Folks,

Cheers

An old lady dies, and goes to heaven......................

 She's chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. 'Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.' The old lady looks a little uncomfortable, but carries on with the conversation. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my Goodness,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?' 'Not to worry,' says St. Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.' 'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.' 'You can't go to that nasty place,' says St. Peter. 'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.' 'Maybe so,' says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that.'