Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,
Grey and dark here to start the day and looks like rain in the offing,,(Get out of jail card re gardening!
)
Steven our SIL texted yesterday to see he had a badly sunburnt nose after falling asleep on a beach in Fort Lauderdale, Florida,(I 
wish!!!!)LOL
Whatever you're up to today have fun and have a great Bank Holiday weekend,
Cheers
Little Johnny.........
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'
Then little Johnny says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little Johnny replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
Grey day here too folks, but a clever little joke from Phil to get us smiling.
ReplyDeleteHey, that wasn't even too blue, lol. Perhaps 'naughty but nice' huh? lol
Confirmations are coming in steadily for the September 'do'.
I have a feeling this will be a bumper event, maybe the biggest of them all :)~
Poor old Leicester won't know what's hit the city!