Monday, 17 May 2010

Monday already?

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,,Bit of a manky morning here to start the day(That's"Manky"George!),,,Monday seems to have come round quick?,,why is it they come round quicker than Fridays?

Trust you all had a good weekend and are set for a great week,

Found an old photo of me and my Babysitter,I do Miss her !!!........

Cheers

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.

The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin and I’m driving a fu**ing gritter!"

 

 

 

3 comments:

  1. LMAO, IS THIS A 'BLONDE' MONDAY???

    Well, whatever, I like it! : )

    Hey Phil, that old photo of you and your babysitter looks like something grandkid #6, Tyler, will be doing any day now!
    He's already into the Grand Prix.



    I should never have let him look at this site, lol.

    Have a HAPPY MONDAY, folks.
    Pray for me as I walk the malls of The Metrocentre today. Dontchya just love shopping?? Yeah,,,,right! : (

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  2. PMSL!!!! George at the Metro Centre!!!! Best laugh I've had for a while,,,Hope it's reeeeeeeeeeeeally busy!!!

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