Good Morning/Evening my pious Sunday Chums and Chumettes(Yeah right!
LOL)
Another grey start to the day here up North but as yet no rain,,,Alas it's another "Shop"day for me as her Ladyship has decided we need new couches,,(She may be right as my backside is getting dangerously close to the deck when I park myself in my favourite spot!
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Sods law that the 4 she has narrowed it down to online are all in a store at the ruddy Metro Centre near Newcastle.
Enjoy a "Shop free Sunday!"
Cheers
Deaf Sex Code
A man marries a deaf woman and tells her. We need to sort out a code. "If I want sex I'll touch your left breast, and if you do, you pull my c**k once!" he tells her.
"If you don't, pull my c**k 150 times."
It's little wonder that you need a new sofa, Phil.
ReplyDeleteWe ALL know the hammering that old one has taken since you stopped the Zoladex!! LOL
Why not buy some BEDS while you're there????
Hope you got your new couch, it suits you, and moulds to your profile quickly.
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