Good Morning/Evening Fellow Humpsters,
,,seems my curry worked and the clouds have blown away to give us some sunshine,
just the the heat needs cranking up now!
My date with fellow speedsters approaches later today,as I attend the course as a reprimand for exceeding the speed limit.
No baseball cap,no go faster stripes and no shell suit for me(George is wearing it today!
LOL)
Happy Hump day!
Cheers
Bee sting.......
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round
of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to
return to the clubhouse for help and to complain
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse
and asked, 'Why are you back in so early?
What's wrong?'
'I was stung by a bee', she said.
'Where', he asked.
'Between the first and second hole', she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your stance
is too wide!
The bee sting joke? So good you told it twice? LMAO
ReplyDeleteWhat a load of golf balls!
But, I dare so you were in a state of angst as you got ready to meet your fellow chav boy racers.
I hope they never find out what you were driving when the cops nicked you!!!
Don't I just ENJOY having fun at your expense (for a change). Revenge is sweet! lol
Cheeky Old Git!!! LMAO,,,Taking advantage when I wasn't here to post a repost!!,,,,Met some interesting characters on the SAC,,now know how to TWOC a Jag in 30 seconds!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteAh, but can you TWOC a Lada in 30 seconds?
ReplyDeleteThose Russian sailors berthing in Tyne Dock could!
I think for Lada owners it would be TWC not TWOC! LOL
ReplyDeleteA big YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteQuick thinking, Phil : )~