Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,
Typical Bank Holiday weather here,,grey and drizzly,
Sun chairs back in the garage and cancel the Barbie.
Taking an amble to the local hostelry instead for a jar or two of firewater and a spot of lunch.
Have a relaxing day whatever you're up to,
Cheers
Tree Hugging!!........
While walking through the woods a man came up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,
"What the hell happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind the ear and said.... "This just isn't gonna be your day.....
Heyyyyyyyy Phi,
ReplyDeleteYou should travel further north. Beautiful blue skies and warm sun here (but WINDY...of course).
In fact, it's so nice that my daughter saw Bin Laden walking down Ocean Road in south Shields this morning.
See for yourself.
No wonder he has evaded capture all these years, living in the 'curry capital' of the UK. : )~
Nice pic of your foxtrot partner George,,how are those Thursday OAP tea dances you go to going by the way??,,,did the linament help with the groin strain you suffered after that particularly vigorous shimee you did,,(I'm sure those tights can be repaired!) ,,don't forget any help you need sewing on those sequins call Mike!
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