Good Morning/Evening Sunbeams,,still cold ere and I have decided it may be my fault,
,,We had a mild and sunny spell a while back and I got the sunloungers out of the garage and gave them a spruce up in anticipation,
,MISTAKE!,,,ever since then it's been cold!,,,so in the hope of reversing the trend I am putting them back in their polythene covers to the back of the garage,,,AND I'm doing a curry today which always seems to affect the localised wind!
So I''m looking forward to "The change"(Shaddup George")you might say in the weather for the better!
Have a Good Un' Folks,
Cheers,
Always listen to your children......
Same Sex marriage
Fred and Larry got married in California . They couldn't afford a honeymoon so, they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first married night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Larry are up yet. She replies, 'No'. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.' Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?' She replies, 'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school ' After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?' His mom says, 'No.' He asks,
'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.' He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...... I gave him my airplane glue.'
Do you what to know what I THINK about that joke?
ReplyDeleteBLOODY BRILLIANT!! LMAO
Airplane glue??? Loctite? : )~
As for this weather, the temperatures have plummeted here since the day I put the roof-box back on the car!
Thank God for thermals : )~