Good Morning Friday Peeps,
So it looks like we are to have a "Hung"Parliament Huh??Lets hope they have the balls to get us out of the economic mess we are still in!
LOL
Blowing a gale here and decidedly chilly,have to venture out for emergency supplies(getting low on Schweppes tonic!
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Hope your Friday goes well and you have a cracking weekend,
Cheers
Dentist
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another and they make love.
After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
CHILLY? DAMN RIGHT.
ReplyDeleteHad to put heating back on full blast! (OK OK, I'm a wuss,lol).
It's on days like this I wish I lived in Australia.
Not a lot on the agenda for me today. Just the usual taxiing of the daughter with the better social life than me and Lynn!
I think I'll get Lynn to knit some new willy warmers while she's not too busy.
I don't think she could knit any for you, Phil....there aren't any knitting needles in your size : )~
(Although, come to think of it, I wonder what they recommend on the baby knitwear patterns).
Ha!
Cheeky Sod! LMAO,,,Anyway Lynn is very familiar with my size!,, and last time she knitted me one she used a coupla tent poles! LOL
ReplyDeleteQUOTING RICKY TOMLINSON.........."MY ARSE!"
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO
Well, at last the politicians have succeeded in uniting the country. EVERYONE's pissed off with the result!
ReplyDeleteVery appropriate comment, Grant. A not so well-hung parliament.
ReplyDeleteWhen do we see the gallows being erected for this mass hanging of the parlimentarians?
King's Cross here I come. This is one history-making event I have GOT to see! : )~