Thursday Hi x

LOL love the funny Phil!  Thinking of a 'Topless George' oooooo arrrrrrr hehe !! Have a great day peeps

 Jim  died......

His will provided £40,000 for an elaborate  funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair,  his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend.  'Well, I'm sure
Jim would be pleased,' she  said.
 
   'I'm sure you're  right,' replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned  in close.

'How much did this really  cost?'

'All of it,' said Sharon. 'Forty  thousand.'

'No!' Brenda exclaimed. 'I mean, it  was very nice, but £40,000?'

Sharon answered,  'The funeral was £6,500. I donated £500 to church. The  whiskey, wine and snacks were another £500.   The rest went for  the Memorial Stone.'
 
   Brenda computed quickly.  '£32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is  it?'