Tuesday

Happy Tuesday peeps!!!!!  Brrrr tis damp and ccccold here today  Makes me feel like hybernating! (Which is probably what that George is doing!! hehe ) Phil.. well he's probably laying flat out trying to release the stiffness!!

LOL x

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

 

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

 

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

 

  

 

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

 

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind,  that you should know five things:

 

 

 

        1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

 

        2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

 

        3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

 

        4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

 

        5.   The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

 

 

 

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

 

 

 

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

 

'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'