Saturday in Spain.

Good Morning Bollockeers,Glad to see the wind around George's area has eased and a bright but breezy morning unfolds.

A deep depression(nothing to do with the weather)has formed over Teesside with the news that the Corus(Ex British Steel)blast furnaces are to close with the loss of 3000 jobs....looking for positives,,, it may give the ozone layer a fighting chance to repair itself!

Spanish Grand Prix qually today and race proper tomorrow,hopefully my Cuban rum courier Gemma will have arrived by start of proceedings to ease the wheels a little.

Have a Great Saturday,

Cheers

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to Heaven?'

Grandma replied: 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.  'The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma went over and turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back- side of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said: 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy replied: 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.' The minister fainted.