Fridaaaay Fine.

(Hi Samantha!)..........Good Morning on a fine sunny start to the day here on "Tossa del Teesside"(Shaddup George!)LOL

Thanks for the pic of the ferry I am chartering next month for our Trans North Sea cruise!couldn't spot a lifeboat with my name on it however?)

Hmm I know a certain lady is celebrating her Birthday tomorrow and rumour has it that her doting spouse as hired the O2 arena for the big bash with Roy "Chubby"brown providing a cultured and refined evenings entertainment.....I trust you have all had your invites??

Have a Great Friday and weekend,

Cheers

A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN THE UK

 
You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main
cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who
may have some theories on the matter ...

The interview was as follows:

The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible
sources of
Mad cow Disease..  Can you offer any reason for this
disease?"

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull
mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of
information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
disease?"

Farmer:  "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about
getting to the point?"

Farmer:  "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was
playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year,
wouldn't you get mad?"

The program was never aired.....