Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Tuesday stiff!

 

Campers  Bathroom finished and apart from a coupla cats whiskas stuck to the paintwork looks good....but I am "stiff"from ceiling rolling  exertions!LOL(shaddup George!)

R and R today while I plan my next decorating job for sometime around 2015.

Watched the womens cup final yesterday, I think Sunderland had a "mixed team" of both men and women!!

Enjoy your day,

Cheers

2nd Opinion
A man went to the doctor for his first prostate exam, and asked the doctor how the procedure is preformed?

The doctor replied while putting on his glove and some K-Y jelly around his forefinger "I insert this finger into your rectum and look for lumps and what not".

The patient replied "You're going to stick that finger up my ass?"

The doctor replied "Yes".

The patient said "While you're at it I want you to stick two fingers up my ass".

The doctor asked "Why? "

The patient replied "I want a second opinion".
Smileycons!

 

1 comment:

  1. Stiff Phil? Geeeeeeez.
    Well I guess the she-males you spotted in Sunderland Womens football team must have stirred your secret lusts, you dirty ole sailor! LMAO

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