Good Morning Hotties!
Coo,MORE sun and blue skies,,,I will be getting some rays later but I had a shed delivered yesterday as my old one finally gave up the ghost and the floor fell through(Weight of the home brew I guess)
so I will be erecting said shed!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I like the clear cut instructions ,,I have "Pre erection",,,,,Erection,,,,Uses,,,,,and after care!
I will be having a "Shed warming"party and advise you all in due course of time and date,,tickets will be reasonably priced and first drink will be free.
Enjoy today's SUN AGAIN!!!
Cheers,
"What size?" asks the assistant.
"Crikey, I don't know."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4."
He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch and yells, "Medium!"
The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?"
The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size."
The assistant sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.
She grabs him and yells "Cleaner required in aisle 4!"
Grrrrrrrrrrreat joke, Phil, LMAO
ReplyDeleteHey, do you need any help from 'Cuprinol Man'?
And they say I'm pretty darn good at erections these days, lol.
The good news is....Charlotte is doing great in hospital this morning.
The bad news is, I have the gut problems from hell again ~ but what's new?
It's very true that you'd rather walk through fire yourself than have your little ones in pain, and after yesterday's worry, things are looking GOOD!
Sun's out again. I'm sure I must be hallucinating. Geeez, it's the freezing north east coast I live on, not the sodding Bahamas! : )~
ONE LAST THING - A VIB fast approaching (Very Important Birthday). Wonder whooooo? x