Monday Yuk!

Morning Sunbeams,Grant,I admire your parking skills is that what you call an "Up and under?"Fidel Castro still getting blamed for world events,,, today it's my head!I think some of the Cuban firewater I consumed yesterday was spiked!A devious communist plot to subvert us upstanding free thinkers!,,Will have to subject myself again to the Mojito ordeal to see if my first thoughts are correct.

Otherwise a pleasant start to the week with lots of sunshine.

Have a great week.

Cheers,

Here's a Monday groaner for ya!!

-------------------------
A Bet's a Bet
-------------------------

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."