Sunday, 10 May 2009

I IZ BACK!

Hi Peeps,finally got my connection back after 4 hours of withdrawal symptoms!LOL,,,Had a very interesting conversation with a guy in Mumbai whilst trying to ascertain the problem,,,I think he misunderstood my inquiry but I now know how to  install and set up a multiplex cctv system!!,,,I think he must have started peddling faster cos my connection came back shortly after.

Hilary at work,Spanish Grand Prix on and a bottle of Cuban rum with my name on it,,,Bliss!!

Enjoy your Sunday,

Cheers

Lady Magician
Remember Super Gillette double sided razor blades. Boy! they were good.
For example. A female magician used them for her grand finale'. She swallowed a length of twine and then swallowed a dozen Super Gillette blades. Then she used to pull out the twine with all twelve blades attached.

One night, only eleven blades were attached and she ended up giving herself an appendectomy, a hysterectomy and succeeded in, circumcising her husband, castrating her lover, gave the vicar a hare lip and... she still got three good leg shaves when it finally showed up.

1 comment:

  1. Bloody 'ell, that was quick!
    Think I'll change to BT internet.
    Hey Phil? Don't let Hilary see that joke. She might get ideas! LOL

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