Morning Friends,,well with the terribly sad new of Mike's passing yesterday, this grey start to the day I'm sure reflects the mood in Bollocks today.
I still find it difficult to take in that the very affable guy we were talking to just months ago in Chesterfield has now gone,.....another victim of this insidious disease.
Well I will be raising a glass to him tonight,
Cheers Mike
To really cheer you up (not)here is a real groaner!.
| Itallians | |
| A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come.Den two asses come together.I come once-a-more.Two asses, they come together again.I come again and pee twice.Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country. . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'." |
I just can not letta thata one go by without posting thisa one:
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After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in New Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecta except for da train ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, soma nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip.
Everyting wasa Okey Dokey till we getta hungry and open upa da luncha basket.
The conductore comea by, waga his finger at us anda say, 'No eat indisacar.
Musta use da dining car.' So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of vino.
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car!
Musta use da cluba car.' So, we go to da cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia anda me, we go to a sleeper car anda we go to bed.
We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hall shouting ata da top of his a voice, 'Nofolka, Virginia! Nofolka, Virginia!' Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus!"
ANY MORE ITALIAN FUNNIES? : )~
Groooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan!!!
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