Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Sunny Hump!

Good Morning/Evening Peeps and a very happy Hump day!,,3rd day on the trot up ere with lotsa sunshine,

Four weekly PSA test today,pity we don't get air miles with em!!LOL

Hilary off tomorrow and Friday and the dreaded "Metro Centre"was mentioned so I will be making the most of a quiet Wednesday,,

Have a good un' Peeps,

Cheers

Tiger and the Pope

The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven.

The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.

"However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.

On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat.

"Sorry about the mix up", apologises the Pope.

"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.

Pope says,"I am really anxious to get to Heaven"

Tiger replies,"Why is that?"

Pope says,"All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"

Tiger says,"You're a day late."

 

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5 comments:

  1. George Hardy3 March 2010 at 01:42

    THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!


    A great 'pick-me-up' to start a hump day, thanks Phil.

    Good luck with the PSA test...and enjoy your day of freedom!

    Folks, if you've ever heard of The MetroCentre on Tyneside, and fancy visiting it.....DON'T!

    It's a normal bloke's worst nightmare, but the women shop till they drop! ( And it's not the the women who drop, it's their husbands who drop dead of sheer boredom and blistered feet).

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  2. Phil Thompson3 March 2010 at 04:10

    Thanks for reminding me George!!!

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  3. Christopher Butcher3 March 2010 at 05:21

    Hope the PSA result is a good'n, Phil.
    I must be among the strange breed as I actually enjoy shopping, Shirl wouldn't let me go to the Metro centre, George, so I still do not know what it is like.

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  4. Phil Thompson3 March 2010 at 05:41

    Thanks Chris,,You ENJOY shopping????you have spent wayyyyyyyy too much time on the Zoladex!!!!LOL

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  5. George Hardy4 March 2010 at 01:43

    Chris? Your Shirley is our dream woman!!
    She wouldn't let you go to the Metrocentre???????
    INCREDIBLE.
    YOU LUCKY LUCKY GUY! lol

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