Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,up early this morning(Shadddup George)
as we were woken by some clown knocking on the door at sparrow fart,,,I staggered bleary eyed and opened it to find a posse of six people!!! JOVOS!!!wanting to spread the good word!!
I gave them a few good words of my own and suggested they try the house down the road where the old Merc was parked on the drive(He is such a pompous prat!!! LMAO)
Enjoy your Sunday whatever you're up to,
Cheers
First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"
The second guy, speaking very slowly tells the first guy, "I ... Was ... Almost ... Married !"
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter anymore!"
The answer comes, " Yes... I .. Went ..to ..a ..doctor ... And.. He ... Told me .. That .. If I .. Speak ... Slowly, I will .. Not ..stutter."
The first friend congratulates him and then asks again about how he was almost married.
" Well, ... My ... Fiancé and ... I ... Were ... Sitting on ...her ....porch and ....the ...dog was ... Scratching ...his back, ..and ...I ....told ..her ..that ...when we ...were .... Married, ... She ... Could do that .. For ... Me .. And then .... She .... Threw the ... Ring ... In my ... Face ...and ... Left.
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.
"Well, ... I .... Speak ...so ... Slowly, ... That ... By ..the time .... She ... Looked at ... The dog .... He .... Was ... Licking his ..nuts."
The second guy, speaking very slowly tells the first guy, "I ... Was ... Almost ... Married !"
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter anymore!"
The answer comes, " Yes... I .. Went ..to ..a ..doctor ... And.. He ... Told me .. That .. If I .. Speak ... Slowly, I will .. Not ..stutter."
The first friend congratulates him and then asks again about how he was almost married.
" Well, ... My ... Fiancé and ... I ... Were ... Sitting on ...her ....porch and ....the ...dog was ... Scratching ...his back, ..and ...I ....told ..her ..that ...when we ...were .... Married, ... She ... Could do that .. For ... Me .. And then .... She .... Threw the ... Ring ... In my ... Face ...and ... Left.
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.
"Well, ... I .... Speak ...so ... Slowly, ... That ... By ..the time .... She ... Looked at ... The dog .... He .... Was ... Licking his ..nuts."
Thanks Phil, now I understand!!!
ReplyDeleteCouple of days ago I too had a posse of JOVAS at my door who had been sent here by the prat up the road.
(I will wait until after dark before I put a brick through his window).
Sorry Mike,,,LMAO
ReplyDeleteGooooooooood Mooning Good Peeps.....if ever there was a time to post my 'Jova Pic' this is it! Coming up sooooon!
ReplyDeleteLMAO