Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Ffffffine.

Good Morning/Evening Friday Peeps,, and welcome back Mike from his tool exhibtion!,,,were their tools any bigger or better than ours Mike??did ya get to handle any?

I think the reason that the Cathederal was left standing when everything else around was flattened during the bombing was to show the Germans the incredible accuracy of our "Blanket bombing(Yeah right)"where we could still pinpoint buildings to leave untouched,,,,,,and of course for the Germans every time they gazed at the wonder left by our our good graces to give them the "Oh de Cologne!"

Survived the shopathon at the Metro Centre(Just)but have been left deeply scarred by the experience!

Enjoy the fine weather and have a great Ffffffriday!

Cheers

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"!
Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."
The woman giggles and replies," Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

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I've just found out I can still have sex at 55  I am so happy because I live at 60, so it's not far to walk home .