Soggy Friday,,,,,

Good Morning/Evening Ffffriday Peeps,Chucking it down with rain here after a great run of sunshine!

Filled out my details and returned the speeding ticket that dropped onto my mat the other day,,One d in Hardy right,?????LOL

Gotta scoot(Well 30mph)to take her Ladyship to work,

Catch ya later... have a good Friday and hope you have a great weekend instore!

Cheers

Love Juice???..................

 

A BOY ASKS HIS GRANNY, “HAVE YOU SEEN MY PILLS, THEY WERE LABELLED LSD?” GRANNY REPLIES, “F**K" THE PILLS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?!”

 

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LITTLE BILLY ASKS HIS DAD FOR A TELLY IN HIS ROOM.  DAD RELUCTACTLY AGREES.  NEXT DAY BILLY COMES DOWNSTAIRS AND ASKS, “DAD, WHAT’S LOVE JUICE?”  DAD LOOKS HORRIFIED AND TELLS BILLY ALL ABOUT SEX. BILLY JUST SAT THERE WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN IN AMAZEMENT. DAD SAYS, “SO WHAT WERE YOU WATCHING?” BILLY SAYS, “WIMBLEDON!”

 

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A WOMAN STANDING NUDE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, SAYS TO HER HUSBAND, “I LOOK HORRIBLE, I FEEL FAT & UGLY, PAY ME A COMPLIMENT.” HE REPLIES, “YOUR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT!”

 

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WIFE GETS NAKED & ASKS HUBBY, “WHAT TURNS YOU ON MORE, MY PRETTY FACE OR MY SEXY BODY?” HUBBY LOOKS HER UP & DOWN AND REPLIES, “YOUR F**KIN’ SENSE OF HUMOUR!”