Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,
,,Mild start to the day here and I swear I saw a blade of grass starting to grow in the garden!,,mild panic but I will ignore for the time being,,
Hope your St Paddy's day went well yesterday
,I know George may have indulged in a few jars of black stuff after his corned beef and cabbage and no doubt this morning will be reaping the benefits of his blow out!
Enjoy your Thursday and the slide into the weekend,
Cheers
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest "man thingy" the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regained her composure.
"I am so sorry," she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
Now now Phil, we don't want to hear about your experience at your last urology review!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteG'day Bad Peeps......A quick hello from me, before I set out on an adventure into my computer system.
Gonna install new security, and you'll know by now that I am a true technophobe and a hopeless incompetent at all things which involve computers.
What's the betting I bugger up every 'puter in the house before the day is out, lol
If I'm gone a long time...text me!
Have a Grrrrrrrrreat day y'all : )~
Hi George,
ReplyDeleteIf you get into 'computer' trouble, remember your online adviser is still there waiting for your call and ready to help.
Heyyyyyyyy folks, I made it back safely, lol.
ReplyDeleteI installed the newest version of McAfee by buying the disc online for £20, cancelling the SIXTY THREE pounds that McAfee wanted for my automatic renewal, thus saving a whopping £43. Who's a clever Geordie?. Ha!!
You know, Mike, I still get that Indian computer advisor you've shown above, every time I ring Virgin Broadband for help. They put me through to Mumbai, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
It's got to the point where I now ask to be put through to their Glasgow or Liverpool call centres.
I dunno, why can't all call centres have a strict policy of employing ONLY advisors with Geordie accents????? : )~