Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Sunny Hump.

Good Morning /Evening Peeps,on this sunny Hump day morning,,

Curry night round again here so watch out for a break in this glorious weather!LOL as it's been pointed out whenever I create a "Bumburner"the weather take a turn for the worse!!

Enjoy your Hump day whatever you're up to!

Cheers,

Okay so this one is kinda cute!!!!LOL............................

A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"

THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES." "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."

THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.

HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.

THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER B EGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER

UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?

"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL."

"I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"

 

 

 

 

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8 comments:

  1. Mike Brooks10 March 2010 at 01:35

    Ho Phil,
    So when Edwina Currie comes to yours again what do you talk about?
    Salmonella or John Major?
    I have visions of a really exciting dinner party!!

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  2. George Hardy10 March 2010 at 02:59

    No, Mike, I hear Edwina's a bit of a 'goer' and thats why Phil disappears into his shed so often. : )~

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  3. Phil Thompson10 March 2010 at 03:12

    Eggy Thump George,,me and Edwina,Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww LOL,,

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  4. George Hardy10 March 2010 at 06:52

    Fair enough......But you wouldn't kick her out of bed to get to Mike, would you?

    Or would you???????????????????????????? LMAO

    (after all, he did once comment that your photo reminded him of a younger Paul Newman).......Sorry, but PMSL here!!! : )~

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  5. Phil Thompson10 March 2010 at 07:09

    And he comes with a choice of tools George!!!!Hmmmmmmm LMAO

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  6. George Hardy11 March 2010 at 04:08

    He's gone very quiet, Phil. I'll bet ya he's polishing his hand tool, lol

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  7. Mike Brooks11 March 2010 at 06:04

    Polishing finished!!

    Been busy sorting out an order for large Choppers.

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  8. George Hardy12 March 2010 at 02:59

    OMG!

    No wonder Phil was booked for speeding. He was on his way to see you...not Edwina!


    LMAO

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