Sunday sun!

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,sunshine back,and almost makes me feel like going for a jog!,,Almost!!,,maybe a an amble to the local for a jar or two will suffice,..

LOL George,Yeah Lady Gaga did put out a request for any "Old Tar"in the metro centre,,,but turned out she just wanted her drive doing!!!

Isn't she supposed to be a haemaphrodite?,,should go down well on board ship!!

Have a relaxing day Folks,

Cheers

Keeping with the nautical "bent"

BLONDE'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP   



DEAR DIARY: DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up... Really excited. 



DEAR DIARY: DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems

 a very nice man.. 



DEAR DIARY: DAY 3

At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck.. Captain invited

me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very

attractive and attentive. 



DEAR DIARY: DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.

Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but

 I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. 



DEAR DIARY: DAY 5

Pool again today, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day. Captain

saw me, bought me several large drinks. He really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin

for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I did not let him have his way with me he would sink

the ship. I was shocked. 



DEAR DIARY: DAY 6

Today I saved 2,600 lives. Twice !