Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters,
,,,Shop free day for me after yesterdays'trailing round furniture shops,,,
,,Got fed up of being assailed as soon as you walk through the door by assistants, then being stalked as you walk round..
No sense of humour either the sales people,,one was trying to sell his "Buy now pay nothing for 2 years",,,I asked if they did a "Buy now pay never??"seemed a perfectly simple question to me!
(I do believe he went and asked his boss!) LOL
Enjoy your Mid week Hump day,
Cheers
Oh Baby!...............
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black"
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank God for that!" "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"WHEW!" says the girl extremely relieved... "I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark!,
LMAO, a very WUFF joke to start the day huh?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're safely back from the shopping trip Phil, and it looks like you avoided arrest! Well done you two, lol.
I find assistants in DIY stores the most aggressive, no matter what age they are.
I was in B & Q last week and this very elderly guy in an orange overall asked me if I wanted 'decking'.
I STILL don't know what I had said to offend him!! : )~