Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,
Mild start to the week and I deffo spotted a daisy daring to show it's petals in the lawn!
No panic just yet but I may overhaul the lawnmower so Hilary is ready when the time comes(Yeah right!)
Hope you have a great week once we get Monday out of the way!
Cheers
GOLF LESSON.........
A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range.
The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, "Not bad. Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife’s breast." The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says,"Excellent !"
Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards. The golf pro says,"Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband’s manhood." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.
"Not bad," says the golf pro, "Now try taking the club out of your mouth."
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh Phil, LMAO
ReplyDeleteI bet I wasn't the only one here to splutter my morning tea all over the place!
You're a bad man, lol.
Not a bad day at all up here in the north east, but there is one cloud on the horizon.... a dentist appointment.
After all these years I still hate going to those damn things.
OK, I'm a coward! lol
Whatever you're doing today foks, do it with a mischievous glint in your eye!
(I know i'll be sitting in that dentist's chair, foot poised for a good 'crotch shot') : )~
Hi Phil, Daisy's showing her petals on your lawn!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW, this is early in the year, still cold, how old is she and why your lawn?
What are you going to do with the lawnmower???
Does Hilary know about this?
Down here the ladies do not "go natural sunbathing" in the garden until at least July!!
We're a "Hardy"bunch up here Mike!
ReplyDeleteYeah Daisy really has no shame and loves "Spreading"on the lawn!!LOL