Manky Monday

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,,,,bit manky out there this morning but temps set to reach double figures??(So they say)

Sparrow fart start for me making sure her Ladship gets to work giving me the day to play as I wish!

12 month car service today giving me chance to amble round the "Boro"for a while(I will be wearing my flack jacket and stab proof vest!)LOL

Enjoy your Monday best you can!

Cheers

A young girl was going on a date.,,,,, Her grandmother said: “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.

He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don’t let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.”

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: “Grandma, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced His family…”

Granny fainted