Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters,,,Midweek dullness round this neck of the woods but it ain't cold..
Seeking planning permission today for an extension to my shed as my gargle juice making equipment threatens to outgrow my erection!
Hilary is chieff planning Officer so I need to oil the wheels,,(I'll be cooking tonight ! LOL)
Hope you're set for a wild Hump day,(Pics please)
Cheers
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr Smith advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months!
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs! 

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?'
'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock...."

Hey Phil,
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like you're setting up your own brewery down there, lol.
You'd better 'oil Hilary' well tonight if you want her planning permission : )~
Now....about this Dr. Smith.
Do you have his contact details?
I wonder if he can help me with my own little problem?
Almost 59 and never stopped smoking since this baby photo was taken!
I am sooooo ashamed, lol
Oh THAT "Little"problem LMAO
ReplyDeleteWhat other 'little' problem did you assume I had?????
ReplyDeleteCheeky old git! LMAO