Thursday Mousing!

/Evening Thursday Peeps,Lovely bright sunny morning here,,

Knackered this morning after trying to catch a wee mouse that pussy brought in from the fields circ 430am,,,,Hilary let the cat in squealed,,I got up and ended running round nekkid with a shoe box trying to catch the little bugger!,,,,needless to say it is currently residing under a haevy chest of drawers no doubt pi**ing itself at my half asleeo naked manouvers trying to trap the huge beast!!,,,,More strtatigic planning will follow after a coffee or three and I can get my eyes to stay open!.

Hope yoiu have a slightly more constructive day planned

Cheers

Holy  Bath  Night. ......

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.
Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.

The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.

'Oh, sister,' said the young nun dreamily, 'I've been saved.'

Saved? And how did that come about?' asked the old nun.

'Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.'

'Did he now?' said the old nun evenly.

Sister Magdalene continued, 'And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock.'

'Is that a fact?' said the old nun even more evenly.

'At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved.'

'That wicked old bxxxxxd, said the old nun. 'He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!