Tuesday, 16 February 2010

Tuesday Tossing!

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,,,Nice enough day for a touch of tossing?,,,,I prefer golden syrup on mine....

Whisking Hilary down to York for a nosey round before she can even mention the B and Q word!!,,so far my distraction plan seems to be working.(Hmmmmmmm or is it?)

Whatever you're up to today I hope you get time to squeeze in a coupla tosses and enjoy your Pancake day!!  

Cheers

Turkeys ..............................

When an 80-year-old man goes for a checkup, the doctor is amazed at his shape.

"To what do you attribute your good health?"

"I'm a turkey hunter and that's why I'm in good shape. Get up before daylight, chase turkeys up and down mountains."


The doctor says, "Well, I'm sure it helps, but there have to be genetic factors. How old was your dad when he died?"

"Who says my dad's dead?"

"You're 80 years old and your dad's alive? How old is he?"

"Dad's 100. In fact, he turkey hunted with me this morning."

"What about your dad's dad-how old was he when he died?"

"Who says my grandpa's dead?"

"You're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living? How old is he?"

"118."

"I suppose you're going to tell me he went turkey hunting this morning?"

"No. He got married to an eighteen year old girl."

The doctor looks at the man in amazement. "Got married? Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married to an eighteen year old girl?"

 

The old-timer answers, "Who says he wanted to?"

 
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5 comments:

  1. George Hardy16 February 2010 at 03:23

    Heyyyyyyyyy and G'Day Folks,

    I do believe it's SUNNY today (or as Mike often says, I might just be being silly), lol



    So Phil is off to York?

    First they had Dick Turpin the highwayman, now they are about to be pillaged by a Teesside pirate.
    Those Yorkshire folks have no luck at all, do they? : )~

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  2. Mike Brooks16 February 2010 at 05:09

    Hi Phil,

    Good luck with your tossing, from experience I find the right hand is best (stronger wrist)!
    I'm lucky, one of my near neighbours young daughter is doing it for me, she is a trainee chef.

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  3. George Hardy17 February 2010 at 02:47

    I like pancakes 7 times a day, 7 times a week. Can I hire her???? ? : }~

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  4. Phil Thompson17 February 2010 at 03:01

    Tosser!!!LMAO

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  5. George Hardy17 February 2010 at 09:07

    NOW HOW DID I KNOW FOR SURE THAT WAS PRECISELY THE RESPONSE I EXPECTED TO GET FROM PHIL.....


    (The moment I clicked on 'submit' I thought to myself.....Oooooooh nooooo.... SHIT!) LMAO

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