Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,
,,another nice morning here but warning of more white stuff to come overnight..Mike has been given the good news and is already happily "Tooling up"!
Just off to run her Ladyship to work to make sure she gets there after her 9 days off!
Hope you have an equally peaceful day!!
Cheers
| Rectum Stretcher
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| A driver was stopped for speeding. Asked his occupation he replied, "Rectum Stretcher!"
"What the hell is that," asks the police officer.
The driver says, "First you put one finger in, then two fingers in and then a fist in etc, until it's six foot wide."
"What do you do with a six foot ar***ole??" asks the policeman.
The driver replies, "Give it a uniform and a speed gun."
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LMAO, Tyneside is full of 6ft uniformed assholes with speed guns.
ReplyDeleteHeyyyyyyyyy, Phil has his freedom back. He's sent Hilary to her 6am shift at the local colliery (the last coal mine in the North of England).
What's the betting he's in touch with Mike now, arranging for himself to replace Kath on that planned cruise?
I tell ya, I really DO worry about those two! : )~