Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps
A quick Hi and Bye as I'm off to take Steven my SIL to Newky airport for a jolly in Germany.
Won't pop in on George as I know how much he loves his undisturbed peaceful Sunday's (Yeah right
!LOL
Have a good un'
Cheers
A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'
Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.
Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'
Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.
Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.
A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies.
Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?'
The boy asks, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
Gramps replies , 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass'.
The little boy replies, 'Then go f**k yourself'. Grandma made these for me'. 
ROFL, Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat joke, and I'm glad Phil stopped off to post this quickie, lol.
ReplyDeleteAs for me...undisturbed peace? Here? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Got 2 guys at the house, hammering away yet again installing a kitchen window after a botched attempt last weekend.
And YES...it IS a Sunday! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
No sooner will they be finished than there will be an invasion of the 'rug-rats'.
Can I emigrate to Oz and live with Janet and Derek? lol
Or better still....hibernate - because the snow is racing up here from Yorkshire. It had reached Durham according to the latest radio news.
I can just see Mike rubbing his hands in glee - again! : )~
HAVE A QUIET DAY FOLKS : )
Hi Phil,
ReplyDeleteI'm also off for a 'Jolly' in Germany next week.
I am going to a 'Hand Tool' trade show in Cologne.
We in the hand tool trade talk about Shovels and other Tools for a few days.
Life gets no better than this!!!
Mike