Friday, 12 February 2010

Tropical Fridaaaaaaaaaaaay

Good Morning/Evening Fridaaaaaaaaaaaay Peeps,,,,Coo, blue sky and wall to wall sunshine here up North to start the day,,ignore the zero temperature and add 25c and it would be Grrreaaaat!LOL

Got my Euro millions lottery ticket am expecting to win the 113 million tonight,It won't change my life as so many say(Yeah right)as I will be donating the lot to Georges worthwhile charity "The fallen nuns of the order of our Lady of Misconception" for which he does such great "Hands on work",,,, As it is a closed order the conception for these unfortunate young nuns is believed to be immaculate!,,,The only male person allowed to visit is George as there benefactor who even wears a priests outfit when visiting to make them feel at ease,,,Great work George Keep it up!!!

Hilary off for a weeek starting Sunday so I will be enjoying my last two day of freedom

Have a Great Friday,

Cheers

Liverpool
A Primary Teacher near Liverpool explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Man Utd fan?'
"Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan, so I'm a Man Utd fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Man Utd fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'



'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.

Growing up
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mum" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.

 

Who's the daddy?
Q: Did you hear about the morning-after pill for men?




A: It changes your DNA.

 

Toyota
"The car in front is a Toyota"






On the motorway, doing 90, I'm more worried about the f*cking Toyota right behind me ........

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4 comments:

  1. George Hardy12 February 2010 at 03:08

    LOL, Phil is back on top form. Great jokes again!

    Yes, I do support the Sisters of The Immaculate Misconception. And I have tried to 'keep it up' for the past five years.
    Their main convent is here on the banks of the Tyne,
    Anyone care to donate? : )~

    Hey Phil, I'll be popping into your place tonight, but don't worry - I won't be stopping............I'll be in a Toyota. lol

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  2. Phil Thompson12 February 2010 at 03:17

    LOL George,,you'll be okay for a meal nearby there is a "drive thru!"

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  3. Mike Brooks12 February 2010 at 04:46

    This guy was driving a Toyota!!

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  4. George Hardy13 February 2010 at 07:03

    LOL, I think that's the same Drive-Thru Phil recommended!!

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