Saturday sun.

Good Morning Weekend Bollockeeers,Blue sky and sunshine to start the day with a smattering of snow overnight..

Relaxed day in store (Hopefully)with Hilary going shopping with daughter No 1, while I go knock a few balls about on the snooker table with Steven her spouse...some local ale sampling will be involved!

Hope you all have a cracking weekend,

Cheers

A Swede an Irishman and a Scotsman playing golf with their wives....

The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman!  Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?", Ole demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied.

The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, "For the  sake of decency, here's a $50.  Go and buy yourself some underwear."

 

Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball on the tee.  Her skirt also blew up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.  "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman!  You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replied, "I can't afford any on the little money you give me."

Patrick reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's a $20.  Go out and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bent over.  The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked.

"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie!  Where the friggin hell are yer drawers?"

She too explained, 'You dinna give me enough money to be able at affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.."