Morning/Evening Peeps,,,foggy in Smoggieland this morning and thankfully the garden is enveloped,,,,,"Out of sight out of mind"
My curry and Chateau Nouveau Thommo firewater combination seemed to go down well last night and as yet no reports of exploding bottoms!LOL,(Give it time)
Power cut here yesterday from just after 12 noon till 5pm,,,got ruddy cold and had to take refuge in the local hostelry(That's my excuse anyway!)
Whatever you're up to today,, enjoy,,
Cheers
Getting a hairdryer through customs...
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'
'Of course child. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
'Father with your honest face, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!';
Gooooooooood Day All,
ReplyDeleteAnd a 'clean' joke from Phil? Wassup with the world of The Bollockeers?
Must be the thick fog - Remember this old song from the 70s?
Grrrrrrrreat band, and Happy Daze (literally, 'cos the 70s were a haze, lol).
Have a good Saturday....and see what mischief you can get up to! : )~
Seen Lindisfarne at Chropedy (Fairport Convention), they were good.
ReplyDeleteI think Bob Fox who comes from the north end of the world sings that song as well