Good Morning/Evening Peeps,
,,Bright and sunny start to the week here with a smattering of snow.
Your German "Jolly"sounds fun Mike?lotsa guys comparing the size of their hand tools,
...Kath going or are you gonna have a "Jolly"on yer own??....
Once we get Monday out of the way hope you all have a good week,
Cheers
This talk of Germany reminded me of the "Eros"centre in Hamburg not too far from the docks where lonely sailors could pay the young ladies to engage in stimulating conversation (Something like that anyway!) LOL
The funny below was NOT me George!!!!
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing??
' The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots ' 'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean??' She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back
I am going on my German 'Jolly' alone but meeting lots of others there with similar interests!
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly, Kath not excited by talk of 'Hand Tools' so she is not coming saying she prefers to have her eyebrows plucked!!
3 knots? Hand tools?
ReplyDeleteI can see the way this week is going to pan out. ; )~
No wonder I couldn't sleep last night.....like that old Ivy League song 'TOSSING AND TURNING'
Geeeez, am I showing my age - or what?? lol